Leave the Gun. Take the Cannoli.

I used to write such funny things.

and so I have decided. law school begins in less than a week. goddamn. having only just returned in the wee hours from new jersey, where i played the happy nursemaid for a week, i prepare as best I can for the tumult of bullshit I shall soon be forced to swallow day in and day out. and thats just from my fellow law students. some I love completely, but others I detest with a passion iago’s feelings toward the moor would not surpass. and now I must saunter forth among those legal lords of discipline, and try to maintain my sanity.

and fuck. I still have to take legal writing II and crim law. fuck fuck fuck. 3rd year my ass.