and finally, muthafuck an appellate brief. if I see an appellate brief in a dark alley, I am kicking an appellate brief’s muthafuckin ass. the streets is watching, bitch ass appellate brief.
but, at least I am done with that bitch.
I only wrote the argument pages 11-20, and the statement of the case, but you can read the slut in question (in PDF version) here
congrats.
Absolutely divine formatting.
i can’t believe you put your freakin brief on your website… you are a secret nerd.
but you should definitely have a disclaimer that says the views expressed in the brief are not your own (they aren’t, right???)
so prof. berry made you argue the evil side! oy vey.
brennan is right, a disclaimer is essential. unless, of course, you are more like these alabama yahoos i have to deal with every day than you care to admit. i’m just sayin’.