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Category: On Foolishness
sad thought of the day
SAD THOUGHT OF THE DAY When I saw this headline, “Paris gets new Holocaust memorial,” on Yahoo! News, I thought to myself, “Now what the fuck does Paris Hilton have to do with the Holocaust? That’s not hot.” It was a full minute before I realized my mistake. […]
Ask Omerta: Initial Solicitation
ASK OMERTA I am starting a new feature on this site, where you can send me questions,ask for advice, etc, and I’ll answer them as bestas I can…just email me and ask your questions, and I’ll select the best ones to answer on here…I’d like to do this once a month, but I probably won’t […]
bet on this.
you heard it here first. in a fucking landslide. If I am lying, well…you are fucked anyway, so this prediction won’t seem so important. […]
like magellan
Ever seen those “Gellin’” commercials from Dr. Scholl’s? where the two guys get in a car accident, a black man and a white man, and they both get out of the car and look at each other for a second, and make small talk with words that rhyme with “gellin’”? Have you ever seen two […]
a complete explanation of my personality, in quiz form.
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny. You don’t care about anyone or anything. You must be so proud which happy bunny are you? brought to you by Quizilla Your a Demon! Heh, really, what on earth did you answer? Oh well…Demons are evil, mischevious, spiteful, malicious, dark, or just plain bad creatures. […]
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The Tumult of the Time Disconsolate
there is purgatory. and then there is hell. purgatory is the student health center line and waiting for 3 and a half hours to gain even the simplest of understandings as to why an infernal medical hold has been misplaced on my student account, preventing me from registering. purgatory is the 45 dollar parking ticket […]
Fuck a Perm
fuck law school. fuck my job, my roommates and sprint pcs. fuck b.e.t. fuck critics of b.e.t. who aren’t even fuckin’ black. fuck essentialist notions of blackness. fuck copycats. fuck dreadlocks. fuck stupidity, bullshit and selfishness. fuck weird girls and fuck plagiarism. fuck mayor williams. fuck verizon and fuck bank of america. fuck 65.207.0.#. fuck […]
Progress
*sigh* I wish I had more to say than that, but this weekend–no, more specifically, this day–has been one of myriad ups and downs. pushing and pulling. pots and kettles. plus no one has visited my page today. not even my girlfriend. for the non-narcissists out there, I forgive you for failing to understand why […]
Mastercharge…Bankamericard
Bank of America is the worst damn corporate entity in the free world. Yes, worse than Verizon. More evil than Disney. Also, slightly not as good as the Tic Tock liquor store in Hyattsville. SHARPIES™ Sharpies™ are my favorite markers Brown and blue and red and darker They really are the best of pens Thick […]
Tow Trucks Suck
Anthony Ant
Anthony Ant I swear I am not making this up. HBO Family Channel, baby. Believe it. […]
My Inner Bob Ross.
Yes, I am aware its a shoddy photoshop jobbie. That’s the point, genius. […]
3 Fortune Cookie Fortunes, 12-20-02
“A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends.” Lucky Numbers 15, 16, 17, 34, 35, 37 “Great acts of kindess will befall you in the coming months.” Lucky Numbers 3, 7, 19, 31, 33, 38 “Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life.” Lucky Numbers 7, 18, 20, 31, 32, 44 Now, […]
The Cockroach Smokes the Wacky Weed
read the lyrics to “La Cucaracha“: Chorus: La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar; Porque no tiene, porque le falta Marijuana que fumar. Ya murio la cucaracha, Ya la llevan a enterrar, Entre cuatro zopilotes Y un raton de sacristan. Con las barbas de Carranza, Voy a hacer una toquilla, Pa’ ponersela al sombrero […]